Quiz: 10 Ways You Might Be a Crazy Cat Person 🐱😸 - (What's Your Score?!)

1️⃣ You Have More Photos of Your Cat Than of Any Human

Remember that family vacation? Your best friend’s wedding? Nope. Your camera roll is 99% cat photos in slightly different positions . One eye half-closed. Sitting like a loaf. Sleeping in a sunbeam. Staring into your soul at 3 AM.

And the worst part? You can tell them all apart.

2️⃣ You Cancel Plans to Stay Home With Your Cat

“Oh no, I can’t make it tonight. I’m, uh, really busy.” Translation: My cat just got comfortable on my lap, and I would rather perish than disturb them.

Your friends know the truth. They’ve stopped questioning it.

3️⃣ Your Cat Has More Furniture Than You Do

You: Sleeps on an old mattress with a questionable spring poking out.
Your cat: Luxury cat tree mansion, five designer beds, a heated blanket, and a window perch with a view.

And yet… they still prefer to sleep in the box your shoes came in.

4️⃣ You’ve Had Full Conversations With Your Cat

“Hey, buddy! How was your day? Did you see any birds? Are you mad at me? You look mad. Ohhh, you’re just hungry. You’re always hungry.”

And the scariest part? You know exactly what their meows mean.

5️⃣ Your Cat’s Mealtime Is More Consistent Than Your Own

Your cat eats at 6:00 AM and 6:00 PM , on the dot , every single day.

Meanwhile, you had coffee for breakfast, forgot lunch existed, and now you’re wondering why you’re dizzy.

6️⃣ You Wake Up in Weird Positions Because Your Cat Dictates Bed Space

Normal people sleep like humans. Crazy cat people sleep like pretzels.

Why? Because your cat was sleeping comfortably , and you contorted yourself into an impossible position just to avoid moving them .

Spinal health? Overrated.

7️⃣ Your Cat Has an Official Title in Your Home

They’re not just Fluffy —they’re “Lord Fluffington III, Guardian of the Windowsill.”

Or maybe they’re your personal alarm clock , your home office supervisor , or your emotional support gremlin . Whatever their title, they run the house.

8️⃣ You’ve Made Up Songs About Your Cat

Oh, you think you haven’t? Really? You’ve never sung a little tune about your cat while scooping the litter box?

Lies. Every cat parent is guilty of this. And it usually sounds something like:

🎶 “Who’s a tiny baby? It’s yooouuu! You’re so small and cute and fuzzy, oh yes you are!” 🎶

Your cat: Blink. Blink. Mild disgust.

9️⃣ You Buy Gifts for Your Cat on Special Occasions

Birthdays. Holidays. Anniversaries (of the day you adopted them, obviously). Your cat has received more Christmas presents than most humans.

And yet, after carefully choosing the perfect toy… they will completely ignore it and play with the ribbon instead. 🎀

🔟 You Swear You’re Not Getting Another Cat… Until You Do

You told yourself: “One is enough.”
Then it became: “Okay, but two is the perfect number.”
Now you’re at: “Well, they needed a friend… and another friend… and…”

Next thing you know, your home is a cat sanctuary , and you’re 100% fine with it.

So, How Did You Score?

✔ 0-4 signs – You love cats, but you still have a grasp on reality (for now).
✔ 5-8 signs – You’re a full-fledged cat person, and your cat absolutely rules your life .
✔ 9-10 signs – Congratulations, you’re a Crazy Cat Person™, and we love you for it. 🏆

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#TeamCrazyCatPeople forever. 😻

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